A culinary conundrum

...if you have dinner after midnight, does it technically become breakfast?

Mum, I swear I'm looking after myself! There were just so many other interesting things to do.

Ahem.

I hereby declare my intention to give up chess for Lent next year...

While I'm here, I also declare "golden grape" tomatoes to be this month's best new stir fry ingredient. Last month's winner was coriander. No award will be made in months where the judges consider none of the candidates to be of sufficient quality.