When I come to power... (part 3)

...children will be so rigorously trained in morality that it will simply be unthinkable to them to break into a car. Especially when it's parked outside a church.

In case that fails, they will also be taught reasoning and observation skills to such a degree that, if they do feel compelled to steal from a vehicle, they will at least check first that there is something inside that might possibly be worth taking.

I'm not angry with my local hooligans so much as very disappointed in their lack of style.